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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Still no good

How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Is it mandatory for restaurants to wash glasses after every use?

No way

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

share office space ...

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Ut cum et non.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Why do girls not like some guys at the university?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is a mouse breather?

No go.

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Senate expected to pass crypto bill without addressing Trump’s investments - AP News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Steelers Address Mason Rudolph Trump Rally Appearance In Email To Fans - TMZ

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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