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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:40

Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Still no good
How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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Is it mandatory for restaurants to wash glasses after every use?
No way
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
share office space ...
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Why do girls not like some guys at the university?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics